Finally on a computer again

So jesus and god made a baby and named it god jesus so than they flew to the king of hyrule and he demand dinner, but gannon was like NO DINNER YOU MUST DIE, Than link found out that his sword was a smart sword and threw it at gannon and than gannon was sealed into the magical vagina of death where he never Die anyone again, oh and there was toast to fix the rolling blackouts in Iraq, and we used Drath pingas to find bin laden. THE END